Everyone seems to be into trivia except me

Honey Madison2023-01-10T00:57:43+00:00Cheaper than Therapy|

"You don't know who sang this song? How could you not know!?" I've heard it before and tried not to roll my eyes as yet another guy mocked me for my lack of music history [...]

I keep dropping drinks

Honey Madison2023-01-10T00:58:13+00:00Healthy as a Pekingese|

Spilling stuff wouldn’t be so bad if I didn’t have to immediately stop whatever it was I was doing and clean it up. But spills have a tendency to ruin stuff – floors, books, clothing. [...]

I have a (temporary) home spa

Honey Madison2023-01-10T00:58:26+00:00Sleeping beauty, Uncategorized|

There is something about going to the spa and getting my hair done that gives me the best feeling. The process is a bit laborious because I have long, slightly insane hair. It likes to [...]

Charcuterie, anyone?

Honey Madison2023-01-10T00:58:40+00:00What's for Dinner|

The first time I tried to make appetizers, I thought I would save time and put the cream spread on the crackers the night before. It was my first dinner party and, you guessed [...]

I had a hyperparathyroidectomy

Honey Madison2023-01-10T00:58:52+00:00Healthy as a Pekingese|

I was sure I was going to die. Of course, it was a possibility. A surgeon was going to dig around my neck to find a parathyroid the size of a grain of rice and [...]