More whipped cream, please
Sitting at a table overlooking the snow-covered mountain, I was enjoying the view and a good book. Handsome was out skiing black diamonds. Black diamonds sound so glamorous. Sadly, they [...]
I like cuss words, but not all the time
I’m sitting, quietly watching a movie, when the guy next to me starts yelling at the screen, “That fucking maniac! Is he fucking kidding me?! I can’t believe it!!” He [...]
I think automatic toilets are evil
I feel a sense of dread when I swing open the metal door to reveal the black box on the top of the toilet with the tiny red sensor light. [...]
I can’t afford to attend weddings anymore
Looking down at the latest wedding invitation, I saw an original letterpress design on textured, handmade paper. It announced the names of the happy couple in an elegant script, [...]
Put down the cell phone!
Seriously people, this is getting ridiculous. Do you have to be available 24/7?One of the most embarrassing cell phone situations I’ve experienced was when I walked into a public restroom [...]