Sitting at a table overlooking the snow-covered mountain, I was enjoying the view and a good book. Handsome was out skiing black diamonds. Black diamonds sound so glamorous. Sadly, they... Read more

I’m sitting, quietly watching a movie, when the guy next to me starts yelling at the screen, “That fucking maniac! Is he fucking kidding me?! I can’t believe it!!” He... Read more

I feel a sense of dread when I swing open the metal door to reveal the black box on the top of the toilet with the tiny red sensor light.... Read more

Looking down at the latest wedding invitation, I saw an original letterpress design on textured, handmade paper. It announced the names of the happy couple in an elegant script,... Read more

Seriously people, this is getting ridiculous. Do you have to be available 24/7?One of the most embarrassing cell phone situations I’ve experienced was when I walked into a public restroom... Read more