MiniPost #0042
A cute guinea pig
“So what are you making,” I asked, looking at the saucepan on the stove. “Dessert,” said Handsome. “What kind?” No answer. “Is it a surprise? A surprise dessert.” He smiled and said, “Yes, and you are my guinea pig.” “At least tell me I’m a cute, fluffy guinea pig.” “Yeah, you are one of those cute guinea pigs, not one of those fucked up guinea pigs with the crazy hair.”