{"id":39,"date":"2019-09-09T15:54:17","date_gmt":"2019-09-09T15:54:17","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/wordpress-859687-2970015.cloudwaysapps.com\/?page_id=39"},"modified":"2023-03-04T02:41:00","modified_gmt":"2023-03-04T02:41:00","slug":"columns","status":"publish","type":"page","link":"https:\/\/simplylifehoney.com\/columns\/","title":{"rendered":"Columns"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><div class=\"fusion-fullwidth fullwidth-box fusion-builder-row-1 fusion-flex-container has-pattern-background has-mask-background hundred-percent-fullwidth non-hundred-percent-height-scrolling\" style=\"--awb-border-radius-top-left:0px;--awb-border-radius-top-right:0px;--awb-border-radius-bottom-right:0px;--awb-border-radius-bottom-left:0px;--awb-flex-wrap:wrap;\" ><div class=\"fusion-builder-row fusion-row fusion-flex-align-items-flex-start fusion-flex-content-wrap\" style=\"width:104% !important;max-width:104% !important;margin-left: calc(-4% \/ 2 );margin-right: calc(-4% \/ 2 );\"><div 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class=\"attachment-full size-full lazyload wp-post-image\" alt=\"Illustration of a pair of pants with the thighs highly rubbing against each other with smiles and arms that hug each other.\" srcset=\"data:image\/svg+xml,%3Csvg%20xmlns%3D%27http%3A%2F%2Fwww.w3.org%2F2000%2Fsvg%27%20width%3D%271560%27%20height%3D%27986%27%20viewBox%3D%270%200%201560%20986%27%3E%3Crect%20width%3D%271560%27%20height%3D%27986%27%20fill-opacity%3D%220%22%2F%3E%3C%2Fsvg%3E\" data-orig-src=\"https:\/\/simplylifehoney.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/10\/honey-madison-i-wiggle-web-1560x986-1.png\" data-srcset=\"https:\/\/simplylifehoney.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/10\/honey-madison-i-wiggle-web-1560x986-1-200x126.png 200w, https:\/\/simplylifehoney.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/10\/honey-madison-i-wiggle-web-1560x986-1-400x253.png 400w, https:\/\/simplylifehoney.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/10\/honey-madison-i-wiggle-web-1560x986-1-600x379.png 600w, 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entry-title\"><a href=\"https:\/\/simplylifehoney.com\/lylaf\/\">LYLAF?<\/a><\/h2><p class=\"fusion-single-line-meta\"><span class=\"vcard\" style=\"display: none;\"><span class=\"fn\"><a href=\"https:\/\/simplylifehoney.com\/author\/honey\/\" title=\"Posts by Honey Madison\" rel=\"author\">Honey Madison<\/a><\/span><\/span><span class=\"updated\" style=\"display:none;\">2023-01-10T01:13:08+00:00<\/span><a href=\"https:\/\/simplylifehoney.com\/category\/cheaper-than-therapy\/\" rel=\"category tag\">Cheaper than Therapy<\/a><span class=\"fusion-inline-sep\">|<\/span><\/p><div class=\"fusion-content-sep sep-single sep-solid\"><\/div><\/div><div class=\"fusion-meta-info\"><div class=\"fusion-alignleft\"><a class=\"fusion-read-more\" href=\"https:\/\/simplylifehoney.com\/lylaf\/\" aria-label=\"More on LYLAF?\">Read More<\/a><\/div><\/div><\/div><div class=\"fusion-clearfix\"><\/div><\/div>\n<\/article>\n<article id=\"blog-1-post-3135\" class=\"fusion-post-grid post-3135 post type-post status-publish format-standard has-post-thumbnail hentry category-kitchen-chaos category-the-sweet-life tag-accident tag-ax tag-baking tag-crust tag-funny tag-humor tag-inedible tag-lemon-meringue-pie tag-life tag-life-stories tag-pie\">\n<div class=\"fusion-post-wrapper\" style=\"background-color:rgba(255,255,255,0);border:none;\">\n\n\t\t\t<div class=\"fusion-flexslider flexslider fusion-flexslider-loading fusion-post-slideshow\" style=\"border-color:rgba(255,255,255,0);\">\n\t\t<ul class=\"slides\">\n\t\t\t\n\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<li><div  class=\"fusion-image-wrapper\" aria-haspopup=\"true\">\n\t\t\t\t<img decoding=\"async\" width=\"1560\" height=\"986\" src=\"https:\/\/simplylifehoney.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/11\/honey-madison-lemon-meringue-pie-web-1560x986-1.png\" class=\"attachment-full size-full lazyload wp-post-image\" alt=\"Illustration of a hatchet in the center of a lemon pie.\" srcset=\"data:image\/svg+xml,%3Csvg%20xmlns%3D%27http%3A%2F%2Fwww.w3.org%2F2000%2Fsvg%27%20width%3D%271560%27%20height%3D%27986%27%20viewBox%3D%270%200%201560%20986%27%3E%3Crect%20width%3D%271560%27%20height%3D%27986%27%20fill-opacity%3D%220%22%2F%3E%3C%2Fsvg%3E\" data-orig-src=\"https:\/\/simplylifehoney.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/11\/honey-madison-lemon-meringue-pie-web-1560x986-1.png\" data-srcset=\"https:\/\/simplylifehoney.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/11\/honey-madison-lemon-meringue-pie-web-1560x986-1-200x126.png 200w, https:\/\/simplylifehoney.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/11\/honey-madison-lemon-meringue-pie-web-1560x986-1-400x253.png 400w, https:\/\/simplylifehoney.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/11\/honey-madison-lemon-meringue-pie-web-1560x986-1-600x379.png 600w, https:\/\/simplylifehoney.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/11\/honey-madison-lemon-meringue-pie-web-1560x986-1-800x506.png 800w, 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entry-title\"><a href=\"https:\/\/simplylifehoney.com\/my-first-homemade-pie-with-a-beautiful-inedible-crust\/\">My first, homemade pie with a beautiful, inedible crust<\/a><\/h2><p class=\"fusion-single-line-meta\"><span class=\"vcard\" style=\"display: none;\"><span class=\"fn\"><a href=\"https:\/\/simplylifehoney.com\/author\/honey\/\" title=\"Posts by Honey Madison\" rel=\"author\">Honey Madison<\/a><\/span><\/span><span class=\"updated\" style=\"display:none;\">2023-01-10T01:13:00+00:00<\/span><a href=\"https:\/\/simplylifehoney.com\/category\/kitchen-chaos\/\" rel=\"category tag\">Kitchen Chaos<\/a>, <a href=\"https:\/\/simplylifehoney.com\/category\/kitchen-chaos\/the-sweet-life\/\" rel=\"category tag\">The Sweet Life<\/a><span class=\"fusion-inline-sep\">|<\/span><\/p><div class=\"fusion-content-sep sep-single sep-solid\"><\/div><\/div><div class=\"fusion-meta-info\"><div class=\"fusion-alignleft\"><a class=\"fusion-read-more\" 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and the one in the center is losing, badly.\" srcset=\"data:image\/svg+xml,%3Csvg%20xmlns%3D%27http%3A%2F%2Fwww.w3.org%2F2000%2Fsvg%27%20width%3D%271560%27%20height%3D%27986%27%20viewBox%3D%270%200%201560%20986%27%3E%3Crect%20width%3D%271560%27%20height%3D%27986%27%20fill-opacity%3D%220%22%2F%3E%3C%2Fsvg%3E\" data-orig-src=\"https:\/\/simplylifehoney.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/11\/honey-madison-SL-trivia-web-1560x986-1-66x66.png\" data-srcset=\"https:\/\/simplylifehoney.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/11\/honey-madison-SL-trivia-web-1560x986-1-66x66.png 66w, https:\/\/simplylifehoney.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/11\/honey-madison-SL-trivia-web-1560x986-1-100x100.png 100w, https:\/\/simplylifehoney.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/11\/honey-madison-SL-trivia-web-1560x986-1-150x150.png 150w\" data-sizes=\"auto\" \/><\/a>\n\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\n\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<div class=\"post-holder\">\n\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<a href=\"https:\/\/simplylifehoney.com\/everyone-seems-to-be-into-trivia-except-me\/\">Everyone seems to be into trivia except me<\/a>\n\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<div class=\"fusion-meta\">\n\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\tOctober 10th, 2019\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<\/li>\n\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<li>\n\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<div class=\"image\">\n\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<a href=\"https:\/\/simplylifehoney.com\/i-keep-dropping-drinks\/\" aria-label=\"I keep dropping drinks\"><img decoding=\"async\" width=\"66\" height=\"66\" src=\"https:\/\/simplylifehoney.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/11\/honey-madison-SL-spill-web-1560x986-1-66x66.png\" class=\"attachment-recent-works-thumbnail size-recent-works-thumbnail lazyload wp-post-image\" alt=\"Illustration of a white couch with crimson splatters all along the right side and a red wine glass tipped over with a puddle of wine beside it.\" srcset=\"data:image\/svg+xml,%3Csvg%20xmlns%3D%27http%3A%2F%2Fwww.w3.org%2F2000%2Fsvg%27%20width%3D%271560%27%20height%3D%27986%27%20viewBox%3D%270%200%201560%20986%27%3E%3Crect%20width%3D%271560%27%20height%3D%27986%27%20fill-opacity%3D%220%22%2F%3E%3C%2Fsvg%3E\" data-orig-src=\"https:\/\/simplylifehoney.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/11\/honey-madison-SL-spill-web-1560x986-1-66x66.png\" data-srcset=\"https:\/\/simplylifehoney.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/11\/honey-madison-SL-spill-web-1560x986-1-66x66.png 66w, https:\/\/simplylifehoney.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/11\/honey-madison-SL-spill-web-1560x986-1-100x100.png 100w, https:\/\/simplylifehoney.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/11\/honey-madison-SL-spill-web-1560x986-1-150x150.png 150w\" data-sizes=\"auto\" \/><\/a>\n\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\n\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<div class=\"post-holder\">\n\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<a href=\"https:\/\/simplylifehoney.com\/i-keep-dropping-drinks\/\">I keep dropping drinks<\/a>\n\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<div class=\"fusion-meta\">\n\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\tOctober 3rd, 2019\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<\/li>\n\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\n\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<\/ul>\n\t\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\n\t\t\t\t\n\t\t\t\t\n\t\t\t\t\t<div class=\"fusion-tab-recent fusion-tab-content tab tab_content\" data-name=\"fusion-tab-recent\" style=\"display: none;\">\n\n\t\t\t\t\t\t\n\t\t\t\t\t\t<ul class=\"fusion-tabs-widget-items news-list\">\n\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<li>\n\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<div class=\"image\">\n\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<a href=\"https:\/\/simplylifehoney.com\/im-not-ok-but-that-is-ok\/\" aria-label=\"I\u2019m not ok, but that is ok.\"><img decoding=\"async\" width=\"66\" height=\"66\" src=\"https:\/\/simplylifehoney.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/11\/honey-madison-not-ok-web-1560x986-1-66x66.png\" class=\"attachment-recent-works-thumbnail size-recent-works-thumbnail lazyload wp-post-image\" alt=\"Illustration of me wearing a red handkerchief mask on my face and yellow rubber gloves on my hands.\" srcset=\"data:image\/svg+xml,%3Csvg%20xmlns%3D%27http%3A%2F%2Fwww.w3.org%2F2000%2Fsvg%27%20width%3D%271560%27%20height%3D%27986%27%20viewBox%3D%270%200%201560%20986%27%3E%3Crect%20width%3D%271560%27%20height%3D%27986%27%20fill-opacity%3D%220%22%2F%3E%3C%2Fsvg%3E\" data-orig-src=\"https:\/\/simplylifehoney.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/11\/honey-madison-not-ok-web-1560x986-1-66x66.png\" data-srcset=\"https:\/\/simplylifehoney.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/11\/honey-madison-not-ok-web-1560x986-1-66x66.png 66w, https:\/\/simplylifehoney.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/11\/honey-madison-not-ok-web-1560x986-1-100x100.png 100w, https:\/\/simplylifehoney.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/11\/honey-madison-not-ok-web-1560x986-1-150x150.png 150w\" data-sizes=\"auto\" \/><\/a>\n\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<div class=\"post-holder\">\n\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<a href=\"https:\/\/simplylifehoney.com\/im-not-ok-but-that-is-ok\/\">I\u2019m not ok, but that is ok.<\/a>\n\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<div class=\"fusion-meta\">\n\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\tApril 23rd, 2020\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<\/li>\n\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<li>\n\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<div class=\"image\">\n\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<a href=\"https:\/\/simplylifehoney.com\/the-toilet-paper-paradox\/\" aria-label=\"The Toilet Paper Paradox\"><img decoding=\"async\" width=\"66\" height=\"66\" src=\"https:\/\/simplylifehoney.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/11\/honey-madison-toilet-paper-web-1560x986-1-66x66.png\" class=\"attachment-recent-works-thumbnail size-recent-works-thumbnail lazyload wp-post-image\" alt=\"Illustration of a pile of toilet paper with an American flag at half-mast in the center of the pile.\" srcset=\"data:image\/svg+xml,%3Csvg%20xmlns%3D%27http%3A%2F%2Fwww.w3.org%2F2000%2Fsvg%27%20width%3D%271560%27%20height%3D%27986%27%20viewBox%3D%270%200%201560%20986%27%3E%3Crect%20width%3D%271560%27%20height%3D%27986%27%20fill-opacity%3D%220%22%2F%3E%3C%2Fsvg%3E\" data-orig-src=\"https:\/\/simplylifehoney.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/11\/honey-madison-toilet-paper-web-1560x986-1-66x66.png\" data-srcset=\"https:\/\/simplylifehoney.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/11\/honey-madison-toilet-paper-web-1560x986-1-66x66.png 66w, https:\/\/simplylifehoney.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/11\/honey-madison-toilet-paper-web-1560x986-1-100x100.png 100w, https:\/\/simplylifehoney.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/11\/honey-madison-toilet-paper-web-1560x986-1-150x150.png 150w\" data-sizes=\"auto\" \/><\/a>\n\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<div class=\"post-holder\">\n\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<a href=\"https:\/\/simplylifehoney.com\/the-toilet-paper-paradox\/\">The Toilet Paper Paradox<\/a>\n\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<div class=\"fusion-meta\">\n\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\tApril 16th, 2020\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<\/li>\n\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<li>\n\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<div class=\"image\">\n\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<a href=\"https:\/\/simplylifehoney.com\/a-few-of-my-favorite-things\/\" aria-label=\"A few of my favorite things\"><img decoding=\"async\" width=\"66\" height=\"66\" src=\"https:\/\/simplylifehoney.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/11\/honey-madison-SL-favorite-things-web-1560x986-1-66x66.png\" class=\"attachment-recent-works-thumbnail size-recent-works-thumbnail lazyload wp-post-image\" alt=\"Illustration is of a few of my favorite things including but not limited to a cup of something warm to drink, freshly fallen snow, and clothes fresh from the dryer.\" 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