Cheaper than Therapy Archives - Page 2 of 2

I update for the evenings

Handsome leaves for work before I do. He seldom is home when the makeup is fresh and the hair beautifully curled. Nope, he only sees me at the end [...]

I want pockets!

I can just picture a fashion nazi barking at me, “No pockets for you!” as he stares down at me forbiddingly and thrusts a pair of Gucci jeans in my [...]

Kittens in my brain

Heading to a meeting at 1011 NW 34th Street and somehow I find myself looking for 1101 NW 43rd Street. It is very annoying. I’ll be in a group talking [...]

Getting dressed (or undressed) in front of someone else

Getting dressed (or undressed) when someone else is in the room has got to be the most self-conscious activity known to all of humankind. Undressing It can be sexy [...]

Everything is falling down

Handsome had just finished vacuuming the upstairs carpet (yes, I know. I’m a lucky woman) when I closed a door which moved a frame that fell against the plant [...]

Numb toes

It was a random set of symptoms that compelled me to set an appointment with my doctor The first symptom was the ability to hold things. Such a simple [...]

I did it!

Whenever I accomplish anything, even the smallest of tasks, not even very well, I might add, I’m practically giddy with joy. Look at me! I accomplished something! It feels [...]

What if?

I had my day planned, lots of errands, and work to do. Stopping at home real quick to drop off some things, I looked out the kitchen window to [...]

LYLAF?

LYLAF. The letters sat on my phone, defying me to understand what each letter meant. I’m not new to texting, but even I was a bit baffled by the [...]

I wiggle when I walk

I do! I actually wiggle when I walk. I can feel the weight around my middle jostle and move with each step. Ack! I had deluded myself into believing [...]